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The opinions below are those of Anthony Lora and do NOT necessarily reflect the opinion of Brett Schwan or any other member of the Clothesline Crew.
Anthony's Asylum
Greetings my fellow indy wrestling fans and welcome to Anthony's Asylum," the only column which treats indy wrestling and wrestlers like A-list Hollywood actors!
In this edition I will be discussing: THE GORGEOUS LADIES OF WRESTLING(
no relation to the defunct G.L.O.W of circa 1988) Gorgeous in every sense
of the word; ranging from looks, work-ethic, and marketability.
Currently at the #10 spot, a hottie who's "milk shake brings all
the boys to the shows" I'm talking about Tara Charisma! The name
suits her well as she oozes plenty of charisma. Although many have seen
her as a ringside manager, she knows how to flip the script and suddenly
transform into a fierce grappler.
Coming in at #9, a gorgeous lady of wrestling who definitely can't be
denied: Miss Valentina. In the looks department, she's certainly irresistible
and if looks could kill, she'd be a machine gun! As for her work-ethic
it can easily be compared to that of the energizer bunny: her high-flying
spots keep going,and going, and going, and going,( you guys get the point!)
The one thing that I cannot help but notice is how she resembles J-lo
and Mariah Carey all in one which as a result, boosts her points in the
category of marketability.
My next gorgeous lady of wrestling, ranking in at # 8, Becky Bayless.
This sexy babe is a natural every which way! She has what I call this
"teddy bear- effect" on me whereas you just have the urge to
hug her so tight. This of course does not go without mentioning her fantastic
wrestling ability as she just keeps improving her wrestling prowess in
the squared circle. Marketing wise, she is as radiant as an angel for
she is indeed a live image of the term, "eye-candy!"
Crawling into the #7 slot, the young and beautiful, Miss Michelle. Her
heartwarming smile match her uncanny in-ring ability as she sits comfortably
at the #7 spot. After watching her in action a few times, I immediately
take notice about this very strong aura that she possesses. Having a strong
presence is usually a synonym for the word "marketability."
Earning the #6 on the countdown, is Hackensack, Nj's own, Alicia. She
has improve greatly in terms of developing a good work-ethic. That of
course could be contributed to the fact that she has been getting an abundance
of bookings.
Sitting at the #5 position I proudly place Ariel. As if her Avril Levine
looks aren't enough to intrigue me, the same can be said about her wrestling
abilities. Since she has acquired some years of wrestling experience,
it is safe to now compliment her in-ring work.
Rising to the #4 slot is the "Queen of the Swanton Bomb" Kassidy.
This hot Miami native can spice up the competition with her high-flying
moves and her ability to execute them gracefully. What's not to like,
this woman has it all the gorgeous dark latin features and a passionate
heart for the business.
My pick for the #3 position comes to no surprise.She's extremely sexy,
dangerous, and every wild man's dream girl, make room for none other than
Trinity! I guess I'm just a sucker for women of Italian descent (then
again who isn't?). Since she obviously has a background in doing Hollywood
stunts, her in-ring work surely reflects just that.
Ranking in at #2, a hottie that who seems to always be in full-bloom like
the flowers during the Spring season. Who is this gorgeous lady that I
am speaking about? It's April Hunter! Personally, I think she should change
her name to May since it would only prove the saying: "April showers
bring May flowers" to be true. May is usually the month when one
can notice the beautiful flowers in full-bloom (just had to use that pun
:) Furthermore, besides being every man's object of desire this fiery
redhead can wrestle her ass off; she's a product of Walter Killer Kawasaki,
need I say more? As far as marketability, April broke the scale thus surpassing
the maximum level of marketability.
Now the moment we've been anticipating, the #1 spot on my top 10 most
gorgeous ladies of wrestling, goes to... TRACY BROOKS! This woman is so
hot it hurts and best of all, she looks identical to my girlfriend ( *MUAH*
goes out to my sweetheart if you're reading this right now) To illustrate,
Trinity is what one can label as a natural athlete, she possesses that
"farmer-girl strength the kind of strength that could be obtained
through old-fashion hardwork. The one thing that seperates her from the
rest on the countdown is that her marketability consists of having this
natural and unique bedroom- flirtatious eyes. Man how I desire the company
of my girlfriend right now!!!
Folks that wraps up this special edition of "Anthony's Asylum"
Till Next time!
On another note,
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