Sexxxy Eddy Interview.

By P.Staniforth 2005.

He's one of the most charismatic and controversial characters in professional wrestling....worldwide. He's a star of the IWS in Canada, and has taken his talents to CZW in the USA, and also to Europe. He owns my favourite catchphrase in the business! He is Sexxxy Eddy. Some of the contents of this interview might not be considered entirely suitable for younger or shockable readers, and I just thought it might be best to state that now.... you've been warned.

PETER) : Eddy, it's an absolute pleasure to have this interview, and I know I've caught you at a busy time what with CZW's Cage of Death coming up. Can I start by asking a little about your childhood?

EDDY) : I was like every other kid growing up in the 1980’s, I wore jogging pants with my shirt tucked in and always had my finger up my nose. Until one autumn day in 1987 on my way back from school, I found a porno magazine (remember, this is before internet porn). This was the key to unlock the door to my success, my life would never be the same again!

The rest of my childhood was spent collecting pornography in all of it’s glorious forms: books, videos, toys, games,… so that I can master the art of sex. I spent hours playing with myself, perfecting many techniques, until I was old enough to have female friends and put all my teachings to practice.

Everyone always remembers their first, in fact I still have that magazine in my collection. Although, the pages are all permanently stuck together (even the advertisements… I needed a place to shoot!).

PETER) : Somehow, I don't think this is going to be the last time during this interview when I'm not quite sure how to follow something you've said! When did you first watch wrestling, and did you know you wanted to become a wrestler from that moment?

EDDY) : I used to watch the WWE’s old show "Saturday Night’s Main Event" with my dad once a month at midnight. Years later, I went to see a indy wrestling show with my family where the benefits went to the "Telethon Of Stars", my sister was their guest of honour (she is physically disabled from birth with Spina-bifida). I hadn’t realized that wrestling could be done on a much smaller level, but that there was still interest from the fans. I wanted to be in that spotlight too, but it only hit me years later.

I wrestled for three years in high school on the amateur wrestling team. It was very different than what I do today, but during a match in 1995, I lifted my opponent in a 'northern lights suplex'. The referee warned me that the move was dangerous, but the crowd was cheering so loud for me. I realized then how much I appreciate the crowd and that I always want to hear them yell for me. Professional wrestling uses athleticism & acrobatics, and the fans go crazy for the characters. At that moment, I realized that I also wanted to be a surreal character, like the wrestlers on television. Don’t try this at home, my ass!!! I dislocated my brother’s arm many times!

PETER) : Well, I think no matter how much you're told not to do something, you're bound to try! How did you get your break in the business, and who trained you?

EDDY) : I was trained by Max Rendinella, (who was known as "Heavy Maxx Fury"),and it was he who got me started and got my foot in the door of Northern Championship Wrestling, where I continued my training with Marc Pilon (known as "Marc the Grizzly").

I met Max through mutual friends in the porn industry. He had seen a tape at the studios of my first backyard match held at my College on gym mats, where all the students came out to witness since this had never been done at my school before. Max had already started his professional wrestling training, and he wanted to have a match with me. We worked very hard on the match (my first in a ring). After the match, he knew that I had the same desire and drive that he had.

I had went to see some really low budget shows in my area before, but I was always disappointed. The next weekend, I went to check the NCW show out, see Max’s performance, and meet some of the boys. I was pleasantly surprised, I had finally found a reputable school with a great trainer, about an hour away from my house. The rest is history! When I finally graduated from Marc’s 'School of Bumps', I really appreciated what all these athletic performers must endure before even setting foot in a ring. This taught me to respect my opponent, to respect the ring, to respect the sport, and to respect all those who have passed before me.

PETER) : Well put. So, what was your first match like?

EDDY) : My first in ring match was on April 23rd in 1999, and it was an incredible feeling! The match wasn’t five stars to today’s standards, but it was extremely impressive for my debut. The show was also held at my College like the previous year, but this time in the gymnasium and in a real wrestling ring. I could barely sleep one whole week before the show. I was accompanied by five lovely ladies for my strip (two of which I had sex with prior to the event)! My dad came out with a cigar as my sleazy manager, my brother was the camera man, and all my friends came out to show their support.

I wanted to do everything, and I did. We broke tons of objects, my ass was exposed during the course of the match, I landed in thumbtacks for the first time, my face was covered in blood, and I pulled out the debut of my now famous "Garbage-sault" (doing a moonsault with a garbage can over my head). For the next week, I was the most popular guy on campus, but also the most beat up with a huge black eye. I thought that it may be my last match, I would have never imagined just how much wrestling would play such a huge role in my life and take me to so many wonderful places in the world.

PETER) : I think it's fair to say your 'Garbage-Sault' is of legend already! How would you describe yourself as a wrestler for those who don't know you?

EDDY) : The Triple X "Sex XXXpress" SeXXXy Eddy is first and foremost an entertainer. Combining my enthusiastic entrance, my mic work, my pre-match ritual strip with a girl from the audience; and my endless love of women. I want people to remember me even before my match. In the ring, I admit that I am not the best wrestler, but I can hit my opponents with a little bit of everything. I can take it to the ground, soar off the top rope, bring in some comedy to the match, or take my adversary to the limits in a death match. I have some of everything, making me a "total package wrestler"... also gifted with an enormous package!

PETER) : My personal opinion is that you have virtually all bases covered, where as many wrestlers aren't as multi-dimensional. How do you feel the business has changed since you first became part of it? Do you feel your attitude has changed also?

EDDY) : Wrestling is ever changing. Six years ago, there were not as many high risk moves, and I had never heard of lightube matches (I had heard about ECW and some sick bloodbaths in Japan). Fans were already aware that wrestling was a form of entertainment and not really a competitive sport. I wanted to be unique and stand out from all the other wrestlers. What made me different was that I had no shame in wrestling practically naked, nor did I fear anything (which isn’t a great quality, and has sometimes lead me to take stupid chances with my life). About a year and a half ago was when I also realized the ever growing popularity for the "strong style" of wrestling. Many fans expect some matches to be as hard-hitting as a boxing match.

My attitude has not changed. I appreciate the training that all these athletic performers must endure before even setting foot in a ring. This taught me to respect my opponent, to respect the ring, to respect the sport, and to respect all those who have passed before me. My style has slightly changed, I’ve learnt a lot about pacing and ring psychology in my wrestling matches. Every wrestler must learn to adapt with the demands of the audience, or else they will be left behind and quickly disappear.

PETER) : I must agree with that wholeheartedly. Now imagine for a moment - you're a promoter, with your own promotion. What kind of show would you run?

EDDY) : A show with something for everyone: great wrestling, high-flying, comedy, great personas, and of course some hot women. I will cater to what my crowd demographic wants to see, whether it be pure wrestling or death matches. I would definitely have the fans coming back for more with every show. A hot crowd makes the wrestlers work harder and want to give more, which in turn leads to bigger crowds, and so on.

PETER) : I feel the censors chasing me as I type,and I probably already know the main answers to this; but what do you like to do in your spare time?

EDDY) : Watch porn, have sex, masterbate... you get the picture. I have the same amount of sex as every other average guy with a horse sized cock! When I am not wrestling, I am as normal as the guy next door, and I do all the normal guy things: I shovel the snow, I take out the garbage, I wash the dishes, and I eat pussy... lots of it! I also enjoy all rock music, puppies, and long walks on the beach with my pants down.

PETER) : Well, that probably is the best and certainly the most lively answer I've ever had to that question in six years of doing this! Who have been your favourite opponents?

EDDY) : I’ve had some great matches against the Arsenal, eXeSs, Kevin Steen, and Ruckus. All very different matches, but each one brought something different to the table helping me become a better wrestler. I enjoy wrestling against different types of opponents, this forces me to grow as a wrestler.

PETER) : Who are your friends in the business, and who do you like to watch and learn from?

EDDY) : My friends are the boys backstage. I know that we share the common goal of putting on one hell of a memorable show. I am closer to those who travel with me on the three, six or ten hour road trips like Beef Wellington, El Generico, Kevin Steen, and Franky the Mobster. We get a lot of time to talk and we have a lot in common. We all have less than normal weekends, wrestling instead of going out to a bar, like our other friends outside of the wrestling circle. I encourage my friends and try to watch as many matches live as possible. But I usually spend most of my time hitting on the girls at the arenas and getting blow jobs from them, so I just watch the DVDs when they are completed from www.smartmarkvideo.com.

I really like to watch "Lightning" Mike Quackenbush in action. He is so fluid in the ring and can do just about anything. He is always five moves ahead of his opponents and can counter any move with an imaginative counter of his own. It’s almost guaranteed that Mike will pull out an innovative new move in every match he is in. He is probably the best trainer around today, this shows in the work of his accomplished students from CHIKARA.

PETER) : I've had the pleasure of knowing Mike for a long time online, and he really and truly IS that good. What are your thoughts on WWE, TNA, and the indy's?

EDDY) : WWE is and will always be the biggest stage to perform the craft of wrestling, every aspiring wrestler dreams to one day get there. TNA is presently number two in North America. TNA tries to capitalize on WWE’s former talent, and has brought some innovative aspects to wrestling with the X-Division and the six-sided ring. But I don’t see them ever being strong enough to pose as a threat to the unstoppable machine that is the WWE.

The indy style is the complete opposite of the WWE. Ten to fifteen minute matches are standard instead of the WWE three to five minute time limits (dealing with commercial brakes). Slower paced matches involving more crowd participation instead of the television cameras.Wrestlers that are maybe less enthusiastic and that aren’t necessarily jacked on steroids, but can do so much more in the ring and are willing to take much greater risks than their celebrity counterparts. As long as fans want to be up close to the action, pay a fraction of the price, and see incredible athletes (not just actors on what sometimes seems like a talk show), then there will always be a place for indy wrestling. The lucky ones will get noticed, the luckier ones will get a chance, and the luckiest ones will do this for a living.

PETER) : Where do you see the direction of wrestling going over the next couple of years or so?

EDDY) : Some things you just don’t f**k with. Larger than life exaggerated characters with easy to follow 'good versus evil' storylines you either love to love, or love to hate. It’s the perfect formula. But wrestling is forever changing. The styles change with the times, what the fans want to see changes, new storylines that may cross certain boundaries change (which may have been taboo ten years ago).

Unfortunately, some wrestlers may go too far and pay dearly with their lives. If one wrestler is not willing to take the risk, there is always a rookie waiting in the wings for your spot, willing to do whatever it takes to 'get over' with the crowd. Something that will never change is that the fans want to forget about their jobs, their bills, the jerk that flipped them the bird at the lights. They want to yell at someone, they want the underdog to win, they want someone to pay; they want to forget the monotony of daily life. Wrestling is one of the greatest mediums to forget your problems and let it all out in a fantasy world, before Monday morning rolls around and the process starts all over again. As wrestlers, our job is to entertain.

PETER) : Wonderfully put and described, in my view. What are your plans for the future?

EDDY) : You never know what the future holds for you. You could be the hottest thing on the market, and then the next minute you’re yesterday’s news. You never know when your popularity will end. Some may even try to capitalize on your popularity and imitate you, but there is nothing as good as the original. Ask any girl, would you rather have something that looks big (some guys stuff their tights to seem bigger, it’s true!) or something that feels big and is 100% all natural 5 pounds of grade A cockmeat.

Injury could cut short big plans. You never know when a stupid mistake or even a slippery arena floor can cost you a concussion or a broken ankle. Timing is everything in wrestling. As soon as you are out, there is someone waiting in the wings to replace you and take your spot. I don’t want to be forced to leave due to injury, I want to leave with my health and on my own terms when I am ready to leave.

What I would like to accomplish in wrestling is to go as far as possible, as far as my talents and skills will take me. I have yet to wrestle in ROH, I would like to have a chance on TNA, and my dream (like everyone who starts in this business) is to one day reach the WWE. Realistically though, I would like to wrestle in as many states and provinces possible, and to shake my nuts in as many countries around the globe. There are so many beautiful women who deserve to have The Triple X "Sex XXXpress" SeXXXy Eddy between their legs. If I can satisfy them all, then I know I am doing what I was put on this earth to do.

PETER) : Thanks for this interview, it's been a lot of fun. I wish you all the best for the future, and just ask you one thing - if you could hit our audience with that catchphrase of yours that I love on the way out....

EDDY) : Rock out with your cock out!!!!

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