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The Dangerous Women of Wrestling (D.W.O.W.) presented “New Year’s Rezzho-lution” on Thursday, February 2nd, 2006 at The New Alhambra Entertainment Complex (former ECW Arena) in South Philadelphia, PA. This was a double header with WET Ass Break Academy.
I made it to Joe's apartment in record time, only 1hr and 15 minutes. It's amazing what an empty Cross Bronx Expressway (and going 90 mph) does for time management. It's also not really record time, as I have never been there before so I have no time to compare it to.
Joe was kind enough to drive from his place to beautiful, downtown Philadelphia where we met up with fellow crew member (at least he visits the site) Nick. Quote of the drive down, courtesy Joe... "Isn't this where Frank fell?" (It's friggin hilarious if you were actually there, on that piece of highway, where Frank totally wiped out while crossing the street. Funny part, Joe wasn't there. Next time any of you see me, or Frank, or Nick.. ask us about it. It's pee in your pants funny).
Joe and Nick insisted that we go to Cheerleaders since we were early. We walked over there, then had to circle the entire bar before finding a seat. (which does wonders for a person with achilles tendonitis).
Not the greatest array of talent seemed to be working today. One girl, Jordan, caught Nick's eye (and caught $60 from him in dances). Another girl told Nick that he "needs a drink. Forget about the condoms!" and he and Joe were reading Xtreme Magazine (in an attempt to not make eye contact and avoid giving some girls a dollar (or two or three as some insist!)
Shane "I put the hard in" Hardcore hit the stage. Being the geniuses we are, we didn't even realize it was her the first time she was on stage. I guess the DJ announcing her name over the sound system wasn't enough of a clue. Hell, at one point I told Joe she could have been Shane's sister, he agreed. See what drinking and pain meds do to a person?
After her second set, we waited patiently as Shane made her way to a table at the other side of the bar. Just our luck, she's never coming over here. After she entertained some of the marks over there, she made her way to our side of the table. Joe kidnapped her for a dance, or two, or three. Finally, Joe stopped being so damn greedy and let Shane have her way with other patrons.
In a nutshell, BEST DANCE EVER at Cheerleaders. Make that the TWO BEST DANCES EVER. Shane is awesome and a must see if you are ever in the Philly area. Now that she's out of the wrestling business, where else are you going to get the chance to see her this close up... and in a bikini!!
As we made our way to Tony Luke's, Nick suggested that we just leave and end the evening on a high note. Foreshadowing??
Tony Luke's was great as ever. How Joe, Nick and a slew of other people ordered their dinners after mine, yet got them first, is beyond me. Good food nonetheless.
As we arrived back at the arena, at 7:30, the line was still outside and the doors had not opened. Nice to see that after an almost 2 year hiatus, DWOW still can't tell time. So much for 7:00 doors open with an 8:00 bell time.
7:40, doors opened. Only one SMALL set of bleachers was set up. there were about 5 rows of chairs set up on each side of the ring. None of the chairs or sections were numbered so those poor people who actually paid $20 or more, pretty much had to fend for themselves to find their ringside seats.
Luminaries in attendance: (I apologize for any forgotten names but I'm working on no sleep). Karen Belcher, Boogeymancito, Robert "Pleather" Payes, Eric Shaffer, the CT guy who broke his hand bowling, and the hot girl who kept walking past us "claiming" she was lost but just wanted our attention.
We made our way over to the guardrail by the entrance ramp where we would claim our spot for the evening. (Again, great for achilles tendonitis to be standing all night).
At 8:45 the show finally began.
The opening contest saw Lacey defeat Ranmaru in a "Leather Strap and Lacey Panty Match".
Lacey cut an excellent promo, flirting with the crowd, and showing signs of her panties, while asking if that's what they all came to see. She then snapped on them calling them all perverts and whatnot as she is a wrestler and not some ho.
I haven't quite figured out the "Lacey Panty" part of the match, other than we go to see a little piece of them during her promo. Overall, a good match that saw Luscious Lily/Missy Sampson (or whatever he name is today) run in and attack Ranmaru. Lissy/Mily then tied Ranmaru's hands together as Lacey strapped her, then pinned her.
Next up was supposed to be Candie v Angela v Kylie Pierce. When Kylie was announced, no one entered. The guy who accompanied Candie to the ring wanted to wrestle but special guest referee Tara (who looked simply amazing) explained to him that it was a women's show. The guy (who looked like the love child of CM Punk and Trent Acid) left. Candie and Angela started to wrestle. About 5 minutes into the match, music hit and out came that same guy, dressed as a girl. Candie and Angela decided to double team him but about 2 minutes into that it changed to Candie and the dude working over Angela. Total confusion that ended up seeing Angela pin both opponents.
Two "girls" (strippers from the Gold Club) brawled their way to the ring. Talia and another girl, with paddles, broke them up and took them to the back. We were told the two would fight later in the evening on the WET show.
The Tag Team Titles Match “All You Can Eat Buffet” was next. There was no food, let alone a buffet, so I'm not quite sure why it was called that. The Mae Family (Elle, Dawn, Poppa, Davey) defeated Liz Savage (aka Beth) and Cristal with Hoberto (I'm not sure, as who's who since no one seemed to know who she was or heard her name announced. I'm just guessing it's one of them, since they were listed on the original press release. Then again, so was an 8:00 bell time.)
Pretty much a squash with all four Mae's beating the hell out of the two girls. The unidentified girl did a nice dive off the top rope, onto Poppa Mae at ringside. Too bad Poppa didn't catch her and she flew right over him, onto the concrete floor. (Luckily, she was unharmed). The Mae's won and are the new Tag Team Champions. By the way, your referee for this match... Isis!
Kenneth Keith Kallenbach then entered the ring. He asked the crowd, "You all ready to see some hos?" He then began telling jokes that went over like a fart in church. "Did you ever notice a duck's ass looks like a pencil sharpener? And it makes the same noise when you stick a pencil in." He followed those jokes with "You all ready to see some hos?" A few more jokes that I can't even recall. He followed this up with the big finale... "You all ready to see some hos?" He then left. I hope they didn't have to pay him much for that.
Sumie Sakai vs The Full Breasted Italian, Angel Orsini (aka Riptide) was up next in a "Sushi, Pasta and Some Tables, Ladders and Chairs Match". This time, there actually was a plate of pasta and crab meat brought to the ring. There were also tables, ladders, and chairs.
By far the match of the night. Angel started off talking about her last match in the building having been 5 years ago and thanking the crowd for coming out tonight. The match started off with some good wrestling but soon turned into a fight. Sumie stacked up 6 chairs in the ring and laid Angel on them. Sumie hit a nice frog splash on her for a two count. Angel followed up with a huracanrana to Sumie on the chairs. The two women brawled throughout the building. Sumie set up Angel on a table at ringside. She climbed to the top rope and dove. Angel moved and Sumie crashed through the table. Riptide then laid out Sumie on another table at ringside. She then climbed a huge ladder. Is it me or does it seem that every time someone climbs a ladder at an indy show, at least half the crowd thinks (shouldn't the ref be holding that ladder?), yet the ref never does. Angel dove off the ladder but lost balance (since it wasn't being held) and took a nasty spill, missing the table. The two girls made their way back into the ring where Sumie got the pinfall with a quick rollup. Outstanding match. Great job by both women. Unfortunately, Angel Orsini broke her ankle on that last spot (at least that was the final word we got on her.)
Update on Angel Orsini aka Riptide
Posted by Missy Sampson on February 3, 2006, 10:25 pm (GloryWrestling.com)
I just arrived home from the hospital where I have been since last
night. For those of you that read Brett Schwan's recap from Thursday nights
DWOW show, you read that Angel Orsini aka Riptide was injured during her
match with Sumie Sakai after a ladder spot went terribly wrong.
The update as it stands on Angel's condition is that she broke the heels
on both of her feet. Her right heel is so badly shattered that it will
require surgery and could possibly put Angel out of the ring for 3 months.
Angel appears to be in good spirits and is trying to think of the best.
She wants to thank everyone who has wished her well. She is still in the
hospital and will remain there until at least tomorrow. They are going
to release her and have her come back for the surgery once the swelling
goes down in her ankle. I personally wish her the best and will try and
keep everyone up to date on her condition.
Lucky the Cripple Guy made his way to the ring to update the fans on the horrible 2005 that he had. Amy Lee came to the ring and kicked his ass. Blue Meanie then made his way out. Amy Lee then introduced Smoke. Meanie then introduced Tai Killer Weed. They kept hinting all night, and on the message boards, and everywhere else they could, that GI Ho would make an appearance tonight. The lights dimmed, the music hit, enter... Sound Guy.
The match for the DWOW Championship somehow turned into a tag match or a three on two handicap match. I really couldn't tell. Amy Lee beat the hell out of Tai but Meanie was able to fend off all three opponents. Meanie climbed to the top rope and missed a Meaniesault for the pinfall and the title.
Thus concluded the DWOW portion of the evening. It also ended Nick's evening as, he lives the closest, yet always leaves the earliest.
WET Wrestling was up next.
Miss Fire Below (Miss Bunny), Miss Stink Finger, Miss Blunt Clip (Talia), and Miss Tough Nipple (April Hunter) came to the ring in very, VERY nice school girl outfits. April, err Miss Tough Nipple, got on the mic and started to rile up the remaining perverts in attendance. She introduced Principal Assets (Francine) who looked better than she has in years!
Basically, all the girls that were going to wrestle in the next few matches were all in "detention" and this is their punishment. The concept is original. I'll keep it at that.
The first match was an oil match that saw the "Skank in the pink top" win. Hey, that's what Francine said. Don't blame me.
The highlight of all these matches was Francine's live commentary at ringside throughout. If she hadn't been there, this wouldn't have even been funny. (But at least we would have had April to watch.)
The other highlight was watching Miss Tough Nipple try and make the three counts, from ringside. That wasn't the best part. As the evening progressed, and the mat got covered in more and more "stuff" she kept running out of clean spots to hit to make the count. Just watching her search for a 3 inch piece of mat to hit was entertainment enough for us.
Chocolate pudding beat vanilla pudding.
Someone won a creamed corn match.
Tai Killer Weed won a Fruit Cocktail match.
Some hot blonde (the hottest of the strippers) won the last match.
Let us not overlook some of Francine's phenomenal words of wisdom that will soon grace this site's quotes page.
"Honey, no matter how many times you show your tits, you're still ugly."
"I'd rather masturbate with a cactus then do anything with any one of you!"
and, my personal favorite....
"I remember when I worked in this building, I accomplished so much. Now I'm lowered to watching skanks in creamed cord."
The show ended around midnight (which, if you consider what time it all started, isn't horrific). We stuck around so Joe could mark out and get a picture with Talia (picture coming later tonight). Plus, I needed a new pic with April Hunter (also later tonight). We spoke to April, got to meet JD Michaels, got to see Talia stare at Joe thinking he was Davairi, and got to see a NJ promoter's newest, and most road kill like, hairpiece he has ever adorned.
THIS JUST IN. I received the following email from a NJ Wrestling Promoter minutes ago. I guess he either has a guilty conscience or a bad toupee?
"GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU ASSHOLE PERVERT BITCH NEXT TIME I SEE YOU,
YOU CAN EXPECT SOME REAL NICE PLEASENTTRIES.
I GUESS YOU HAVE NO MIRRORS IN YOUR HOUSE, STILL THE CLOESEST YOUR FACE
CAME TO PUSSY WAS WHEN YOU WERE PUSHED THRU THE BIRTH CANAL"
Isn't it amazing the maturity and intellectual level of those who think they are someone in the business? On the other side.. thanks for reading my website!! Every hit counts! :)
Made it back to Joe's at 2:30 (left my only 360 degree ear warmers in his car) and I was home at 4am!!
Whoo hoo!! Work in 4 hours!! (Luckily, it's a slow day, so you get to see this!)
So you want to see some pictures? Here ya go!
Feel free to send any comments, questions, complaints, etc to WresClothesline@aol.com. Remember, as is stated on the main page of this site, If you send ANY mail (electronic or postal) into WrestlingClothesline.com, or it's staff, you are giving permission to reprint that e-mail in it's entirety by doing so. That means if you send it we can print it. SO... if you would prefer to not come off looking as ridiculous as you actually are, think twice before hitting send!
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Angel is out of the hospital but is scheduled to see her surgeon February 9th for a checkup and scheduling of surgery.
Anyone wishing to send get well wishes can do so at GetWellAOrsini@aol.com.
A paypal account has also been set up with this email for those wishing to make donations towards Angel's medical bills. As you can imagine Angel has no insurance so the surgery alone is going to be costly.
I just want to thank Angel, once again, for putting more than 110% into the match last Thursday. It stole the show and was a pleasure to watch. (at least until the damn ref didn't hold the ladder).
I urge anyone that is able to, please make a donation (no matter how
small) to help Angel with the medical costs. It's the least we can do
after all she has done for the business.
