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MWF Full Throttle Recap
By Brett Schwan
The MWF Full Throttle Tour made it's way to the Attleboro Moose Lodge on Saturday, March 4th.
Boredom led us to the MWF show in Attleboro on Saturday night (since we are already in town for the WWW show today). We should have stayed bored.
I attempted to contact the promotion via the email link on their website as well as via the email address that sends me press releases. I simply wanted to know if they could tell me any of the workers on the show, as their site only advertised one match. I got no response. I should have taken that as a hint.
An entire 70 people were in attendance which was actually a standing room only crowd for this building.
Luminaries in attendance included Abe Lincoln, Bramcito, and a hot girl who said she recognized me and used to work the indies (as a valet and manager). Anyone with any clue as to who she may have been, please let us know as we can't figure it out.
Dylan Kage defeated Osirus (or as Bramcito called him, "Cyrus") in 11:29. Felt more like 11 days.
Luis Ortiz beat Nocturne with a DVD in 7:35. Not quite as painful as the first bout. Highlight was Nocturne stealing Abe Lincoln's hat, nearly bringing him to tears.
The Travelers lost to Todd Hansen and Beau Douglas, who retained their tag team titles. Douglas desperately needs some actual wrestling gear. Reaper was dubbed Karen Keith Kallenbach as he resembled both Karen Carpenter and Kenneth Keith. The finish was interesting. Let's leave it at that.
Gary Gold defeated the Texas Outlaw in a Moose Lodge Grudge Match with a rollup.
Lucky for us, this led to an 8 man tag with Southern Extreme and Italian Gold defeating Ox Baker's Army, led by the Pink Assassin, of The Vachon Brothers, Outpatient, and Makua. Basically, SE and IG fought amongst themselves the entire time. During the brawling at the end of the match, Abe Lincoln was hit in the forehead.
10 bell salute to Jack Shea and Johnny Grunge.
Intermission was announced. The cute girl who recognized me left (with her boyfriend). So did we!!
The longest 90 minutes of my life.
We headed back to the hotel where we met up with Missy Sampson (who is
too good to go out to the bar with us ), Cindy Rogers (fighting bronchitis
but still showing up for the show, unlike others), Amy Lee (who wasn't
too good to go to the bar) and her friend (who was drunk after a Sprite).
For more on that check out the WWW recap!
