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April Hunter "From Mexico With
Love" DVD Review
By Brett Schwan
Available at AprilHunter.com
April Hunter was just ranked #1 on the Wrestling Clothesline's Top 50 Independent Women Wrestlers list. What better way to celebrate her success than review one of her newest, and most revealing, DVD's?
April Hunter's "From Mexico With Love" features April Hunter in some footage that you have never seen before!
April's site states the following:
"From Mexico With Love...
(De Mexico Con Amor...)
Rated R for nudity and sexual suggestion
Over a full hour of voluptuous skin and long red hair that's unparalleled! Join one of the hottest women in pro wrestling on a Page 3 swimsuit photo shoot, behind the scenes on tour in Mexico, then settle back, get up close and personal and enjoy a variety of fully nude scenery. Wet & wild fun, steamy strip tease, foot play, mandatory moisturizing and more! This sexy superstar is captured in every way you would want to imagine, and she delivers!"
They weren't kidding!
The DVD opens with some road trip footage from April's LLF Tour '04 as well as some handheld footage inside the arena before the show. Clips from a match between April, Linda Starr, and Miss Janeth against Bride of Jason, The Witch, and Princess Sugey follow. The clips show April in action and include a brawl that spills outside of the building!
Footage from an ESPN radio interview with April is next. Just watching April remain patient and not crack up while trying to figure out what the DJ is trying to ask her is a testament to her professionalism.
A Page 3 photo shoot for a local newspaper is up next. Accompanied by music, April poses for the cameras in two hot bikinis. The second bikini top comes off but April is able to cover up just enough (as the DVD teases... "Just to get you warmed up").
Now the DVD takes a turn from PG 13 to Rated R as we are treated to the "Amateur Centerfold Video".
Act 1 (or so I have entitled it): April, wearing nothing more than a towel, strategically moves the towel as she seduces the camera. Slowly, April shows more and more flesh. April engages in some provocative finger licking before giving the viewer an up close and personal look at her upper pectoral region, where she not only runs her finger between her pecs but decides to lick a little as well. The towel continues to fall down to expose April's nether region as she moves her posterior (I'm trying to keep this clean for as long as possible!) for the camera before turning around to give a better view of her, uh, her kitty? Good kitty! Sorry, got distracted... April then blows the camera a kiss as it fades to black.
Act 2: April starts out in shades and a hot red top and shorts. While the shades remain on, the top and shorts soon come of. April seduces a bottle with her mouth before pouring water from the bottle onto her chest, down her stomach, and then further. Has anyone ever noticed April's heart tattoo down on her bikini line? If not, you will now!
Act 3: April is wrapped in only a blanket as Metallica's "Turn the Page" plays in the background (the first song I actually knew on the DVD!). April uses the blanket to reveal certain focal points as she dances for the camera. We are soon treated to another up close look at her amazing physique. Then, for the foot lovers of America, April shows of her flexibility by showing off her feet to the camera then licking and sucking her toes. As April turns her back to the camera to show us her posterior once more, the song comes to an end. April turns around and blows a kiss. Just like Sandman has ruined "Enter Sandman" for me, now April has ruined "Turn the Page" as I will know picture her naked whenever I hear that song. Oh wait a minute.. how has that ruined anything? Nevermind.
Act 4: April is on a couch wearing a red bra and panties. A bottle of lotion is in her hands and she runs the bottle over her body. April soon squeezes some of the lotion onto her cheek (not the one on her face) and slowly rubs it all over both cheeks and down her legs. April then gets on her back and shoots (get the mental picture?) some more lotion onto her chest. She removes her bra and rubs the lotion all over her chest and stomach. April turns her back to the camera once more and shoots one more load of of lotion onto her ass (there, I said it, happy now?). She removes her panties and rubs the lotion over her ass, legs, and a little bit in between. She blows another kiss to the camera as it fades to black.
Whew, I need a cigarette.
The VHS (NTSC) is priced at $30 and the DVD (no region encoding) at $32 and can be purchased directly through April's Merchandise Section of her site. You can also go there to see a preview of the DVD.
This DVD is a must see for any, legal age, fan of April Hunter. Check out April's Site for more great merchandise as well as her schedule, photos, and much more!
Next DVD Review: Grand Theft Anal 4! No Wait... I mean the Rise and Fall of ECW!
